isis-:

metaphoricalghost:

melanieescapes:

maraudring:

today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door

imageWinchesters I am here

you shall never die

not ever

talesof4chan:

Anon and the Peanut Buttertalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Anon and the Peanut Butter
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

what are bananas doing inside their peels. what are they hiding from us

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what are you hiding from us

apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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dherbsta:

I am getting high off life :)

bye

dherbsta:

I am getting high off life :)

bye

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

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not what i had in mind but she will do